拼音打字購物的囧錯誤

(轉者注: 你知道加括號的地方應該是哪些衕同音字嗎？)

开心一下，在淘宝上让人乐死的打字错误：                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                -掌柜，我选的这个诱惑吗？                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        -诱惑[害羞]                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        -……我选的这个有货吗？                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        -有货                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                -有大妈()吗？                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        -亲，客服最大的27岁                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                -你能活到()付款吗？                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        -……我尽量                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                -你们有尸体()店吗？                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        -亲，淘宝不让卖那个……                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                -你什么时候发火()啊？                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        -给差评的时候！                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                -一口气买了五件，能幽会()吗？                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        -……吃个饭应该还是可以的                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                -马子()不合适咋办？                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        -额亲，小的只卖袜子，不谈感情。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                --亲，给我保佑()吧~                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        -啊！我不是菩萨                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                -你们能发神童()吗？